Brewster

Farmer Bob had some chickens on his farm, and none of the roosters would mate with 
them.  So, one day farmer Bob went to town to get a new rooster. At the store, he 
told the storekeeper his problem.

"Oh, I have a rooster for you." The storekeeper said. He went back in the back, and 
came out with an ordinary-looking rooster.  "This is Brewster. He'll take care of 
those hens.  That'll be $50."

Farmber Bob was a little unsure, but he paid, took Brewster, and went home.  He put 
Brewster in the hen house, and Brewster immediately began mating with the hens:  
feathers were flying everywhere, they wer running around, squacking like mad.  Farmer 
Bob went away laughing.

Later in the afternoon, Farmer Bob went out to the pig pen.  Brewster was there, mating 
with all the pigs.  He ws really going at it. Farmer Bob walked away shaking his head.
The next morning, Farmer Bob went out to the horse stable.  Again, Brewster was there 
mating with all the horses.  "Brewster!" Farmer Bob said, "You're gonna kill yourself!!"

Around noon, Farmer Bob went past the cow pasture.  Brewster was at it with the cows.  
"YOU ARE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!!!" Farmer Bob shouted at him before he walked away. Around 
dinner time, Farmer Bob was making rounds of the farm, and saw something on the hill in 
the pasture, with vultures circling above.  He went up......sure enough, it was Brewster.  
He lay there, eyes poped out, tongue hanging out, feathers all over, wings spread, not 
moving.  

"SEE!! I TOLD YOU!!!  I TOLD YOU!!! YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF, AND LOOK!"

Brewster made a noise, and Farmer Bob squated down to see what he was saying. 

Brewster pointed up at the vultures and said: "Shhh!  you'll scare them off...