Catching Rabbits

The U.S. President was getting tired of hearing the CIA, the FBI, and the Los 
Angeles Police Dept. argue about who was the best at catching criminals. So, 
he set a test. He released a rabbit into a forest and told each of them to 
catch it.

CIA operatives went into the forest, placed animal informants all over the 
place and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months, 
they concluded that rabbits didn't exist.

The FBI went in next. After two weeks, with no leads, they burned the forest 
to the ground, killing everything including the rabbit. They made no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming!

The LAPD went in last. Officers emerged from the forest two hours later with a 
badly beaten bear yelling at the top of his voice: "OK....OK, I'm a rabbit!"