Timely Chicken Quotes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 

MARV ALBERT; Well, actually he was cross dressing.

LORENA BOBBITT: She was a cut above the others

MR. BOBBITT: Something was missing from his life on this side.

BILL CLINTON: She flew across and I don't consider that crossing 
              the road.

ROBERT DORNAN: They were illegals stealing the election from a real 
               American.

HUGH GRANT: He was up to his old tricks.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were 
                quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

TED KACZYNSKI: To mail a letter.

MONICA LEWVINSKY: She had been offered a missionary position, so she came 
                  across to get a head of the leader.

ANTHONY MASON: There were some young chicks over there.

O. J. SIMPSON: (1)It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
	         (2) He didn't. But if he had, it would have been because 
                   he loved her very much.
               (3) To find the real killer.

KENNETH STARR: It proves there was a cover-up and something pretty foul 
               was going on.

LINDA TRAPP: She told me everything and I have the tapes to prove it.

MIKE TYSON: I dunno, but that ear sure tastes like chicken!

OPRAH WINFREY: To avoid mad-cow disease

LOUISE WOODWARD: To shake up her brood a little.