The local car dealer, who was known to have taken advantage  of several people 
in the community, informed a local farmer that he was coming  over to purchase 
a cow.

The farmer attached the following information to the cow so the car dealer 
would know what he was paying for:


       Basic cow..................................$499.95
       Extra stomachs...............................79.25
       Two-tone exterior...........................142.10
       Produce storage compartment.................126.50
       Heavy-duty straw chopper....................189.60
       Four spigot/high-output drain system........149.20
       Automatic fly swatter........................88.50
       Genuine cowhide upholstery..................179.90
       Deluxe dual horns............................59.25
       Automatic fertilizer attachment.............339.40
       4x4 traction drive assembly.................884.16
       Pre-delivery wash and comb...................69.80
       Shipping and handling........................35.75
       Tax, license and title......................306.64

       Total list price..........................3,149.99