Dogs Changing Lightbulbs

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB????

ROTTWEILER:  Just one.  You want to make something of it?

DOBERMAN:  Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and find
a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:  One, but just "try" to convince them that the
burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:  Two, but the job never gets  done--they just keep
arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!


BULLDOG:  Just one.  But it takes them three years to do it.

POMERANIANS:  Don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

PUG:  Er, two.  Or maybe one.  No -- on second thought, make that two.
Is that OK with you?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

AFGHAN:  Lightbulb?  What lightbulb?

CAT:  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

SHIBA-INU:  Zero!  Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark!

SCHIPPERKE:  It's your lightbulb--change it yourself.  Unless.....is
there food involved??

POODLE:  Sorry, Just had my nails done

BEAGLE:  How many cookies do I get?

WEIMARANER:  Light bulb?  You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB??

LAB:  Why change it?  The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.

BASENJI:  LIGHTBULB?? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs!!

MALAMUTE:  Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.

BOXER:  If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off
the chair.........

AMERICAN BULLDOG:  One.  JUMP, remove bulb ,land. JUMP, replace bulb,
land.  Two:  What lightbulb?  So?  We can play in the dark.

COCKER SPANIEL:  "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but
first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I
want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you
with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you
didn't have to do that - but I looooove you so much for being my friend
and doing that."

DALMATIAN:  Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.

CORGI:  I can't reach the stupid lamp!

SPRINGER:  Lightbulb?  Lightbulb?  That thing I just ate was a
lightbulb?

STANDARD POODLE:  None.  Go get human, sit under it, look up and point
it out--then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.

BORDER COLLIE:  Just one.  And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

WOLFDOG:  Let me see that light bulb, anyway.  What's it made of, what's
inside of it, what will happen if I drop it.  I might change it, but let
me think about it.  You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you?
Hey, I just had a great idea.  I think I'll change that light bulb!

GERMAN SHEPHERD:  "I'm kinda busy right now!  I have to chase the cat,
protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap.  I'll
add the lightbulb to my "To Do" list...."

DACHSHUND:  Well, first get me a ladder and a treat ... no, you took too
long. I want TWO treats and I'll do it ... No, not that treat, the other
kind.  Geez ... do I have to do everything? (of course, followed by "the
look".)

IRISH SETTER:  It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.

PIT BULL TERRIER:  Jump and take hold of old light bulb.  Now, let go of
old light bulb ... I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB. Please????  Let go of
the light bulb??????

CHIHAUHUA:  You are asking me?......I DON'T THINK SO!.......

GOOD OL' SOUTHERN HOUND DOG:  HUH????



Thanks to Mary Campbell