Before you head out to pick up your next dog, consider these newly 
developed crossbreeds. There's one for every lifestyle. Some 
assembly required...

Pointer + Setter
--Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
--Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
--Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
--Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
--Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
--Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
--Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
--Commute, a dog that travels to work

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
--Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
--Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed