A chick and a horse are out in a field. The horse falls in a mud hole and is sinking.

The horse say to the chick, "Chick you've got to help me. I'm stuck in the mud and I 
can't get out."

The chick replies, "I don't know what to do."

"You have to think of something.  And quick!"

After thinking about it for several seconds, the chick has an idea. She goes to get the 
farmer to help pull her friend out to safety, but the farmer can't be found. So the chick
jumps in the farmer's Mercedes and drives it to where the horse is stuck. She throws a rope 
around the horses neck, ties it to the car and pulls the horse out.


A few days later the chick gets stuck in the same mud the horse had been in. As the 
horse trots on by, she calls out to him, "Help.... You have to get me out of this mud!"

"But I don't know what to do!", says the horse.

"Well, I helped you the other day, so you owe me. Find a way to get me out of here!"
 
Suddenly, the horse has an idea. "I think I can stand over the hole!" he said.  So he stretched 
over the width of the hole and said, "Grab onto my "thingie" (not my word, that's what he said) 
and I'll pull you out"

The chick does so, and is pulled out of the mud.



And the moral of the story?   
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.