More Blonde jokes

- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless  
- she studied for a blood test - and failed  
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill  
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she
  turned around and went home  

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first 
blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look 
like moose tracks." They argued and argued and they were still arguing when the 
train hit  them. 

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with 
a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The 
girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to  catch her breath, and her friend 
said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, 
so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her 
husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.  She grabs the gun and holds it to her own 
head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot  herself.  
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"  

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?  It took her a month to realize she could 
play it at night.  

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.

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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.  

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?  
To see what was on the other side.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?  
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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