Playing Hookie From Work There were these three blondes, and they all worked together at a factory. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and decide that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The first blonde goes home and decides to rest so she can get an early start the next day. The second blonde goes home and cooks dinner. The third blonde goes home and walks to her bedroom. She opens the door slowly only to see her husband in bed with her boss so she quickly shuts the door and leaves. The next day the three are talking again, and the first two plan to go home early again. They ask the third blonde if she wants to leave early again and she says, "NO!" They ask her why not and she says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"