Builders Some blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blondes walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The blonde said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. She returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" "I'd better go check." After awhile, the blonde returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."