Dumb (?) Wives

Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how
stupid their wives were.  The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so
stupid.  Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth 
of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big 
enough to keep it in."

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his  wife is
thicker.  "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,"
he laments,  "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a BLONDE male, nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman
sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by 
every branch.  However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it 
kills me everytime I think of it," he chuckles.  "My wife left to go 
on a business trip to Greece.  I watched her packing her bag, and she 
must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a 
penis!"