Flight Attendant

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant.  The route
they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,
the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot  was preparing the crew for the day's
route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing.  He called her
room wondering what happened  to her.  She answered the phone,
sobbing,and said she  couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out
of your  room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The attendant replied:  "There are only three doors in here." she cried,
"One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says 'Do Not Disturb'!"