The Difference Between Good Girls and Blondes

 Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
 Blondes make it hot by loosening a few buttons

 Good girls wax their floors
 Blondes wax their bikini line

 Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
 Blondes know they could do it better

 Good girls wear white cotton panties
 Blondes don't wear any

 Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
 Blondes think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

 Good girls pack their toothbrush
 Blondes pack their diaphragms

 Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
 Blondes own only one bra and rarely use it

 Good girls wear high heels to work
 Blondes wear high heels to bed

 Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
 Blondes think no place is the wrong place

 Good girls prefer the missionary position
 Blondes do to, but only for starters

 Good girls say no
 Blondes say when?

 Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
 Blondes go to the party, go to bed and then go home.