Had to Call

A blonde walks into work, with both of her ears all bandaged up. The
boss says, "What happened to your ears?" 

She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and 
(don't tell anyone), but I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your
other ear?" 

The blonde replies, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"