The Haircut

A blonde goes into a hairdressers for a haircut wearing her personal stereo 
walkman, and asks the hairdressers to give her a nice trim.   The hairdressers 
says "Ok, but take off those headphones."

The blonde says "I can't, I'll die!"  

The hairdresser is perplexed, but gives up and cuts the blondes hair.  

The blonde goes away with her new haircut.  The next day she comes back and 
says "I came here for a nice trim yesterday, but you didn't do a good job on 
my hair."

"What do you expect if you insist on wearing those headphones", says the 
hairdresser, "take them off and I'll start again."  

"I can't, if I take them off I'll die!" says the blonde.  

"Well, I can't cut your hair properly until you do" says the hairdresser, 
"think about it."

So the blonde does eventually take off her headphones, and in the middle of 
the haircut she keels over and dies.  The hairdresser is shocked, but intrigued, 
so shepicks up the headphones to listen to what was on the tape.  When she puts 
it up to her ear to listen she hears:  

"Breathe in.......breathe out.........Breathe in....."