Why Can't My Clients Find Me? 

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.  "I'm on the road a lot, and my 
clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put
a mailbox in my car.

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps
changing."


By Jonathan Katz and Tom Snyder