Money's Worth A blonde was at the doctor's for a checkup. She was given a stack of forms to fill out, relating to her medical history. On the top of the forms it said: "Check your past diseases and ailments." Pausing for a moment to think this over, she finally came to a decision and filled out the forms. She returned them to the nurse who took a quick look and then said in surprise, "Wait a minute, you've checked off everything, every disease! Surely this can't be correct." Responded the blonde, "Well, I just thought I might as well get my money's worth!"