Giving Blondes A Bad Name

One day there was a blonde sitting out in the middle of a hay field, and 
she was rowing as hard as she could, but she obviously wasn't going anywhere. 
Another blonde saw this as she drove by in her car, slammed on the brakes, 
walked to the side of the road, and yelled at the blonde in the paddle boat.  

"You know what?  It's blondes like you that make other blondes like me look 
stupid!  If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your ass! "