A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd 
like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces 
she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, 
six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could ever eat 
twelve.

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. 
The blonde looked up and said, Where?

On a hot summer day, an angry blonde woman was brought into the 
hospital with severe burns on her mouth and lips. When the doctors 
asked her what had happened, she said that she had caught her 
boyfriend with another woman, so she had tried to retaliate by 
blowing his car up.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.