Doctor: "Take one of these pills 3 times a day."
Blonde Patient: "How do I take a pill more than once?"

Doctor: "Is your cough better this morning?"
Blonde Patient: "Yes. I've been practicing all night."

A 93-year-old blonde marries an 18-year-old guy. Her doctor 
tells her, "The age difference in your marriage could be 
fatal."   After thinking a moment the old blonde replied, 
"Well if he dies, he dies."

Brunette: "How's your insomnia?"
Blonde: "Even worse. Now I can't sleep at work."

The doctor told the blonde she was iron deficient, so she 
took up nail biting.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she 
could lick the bowl?
"Just flush it like everybody else does."

What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A retarded ape.

Why do blondes fear the middle age crisis?
Middle aged is when the broad mind and the narrow waist 
exchange places.

The horny blonde says, "Wanna play carnival?  That's where 
you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight."