How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.

Brunette: "How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?"
Blonde: "I didn't even know they could knit."

Blonde: "Is it easy to milk a cow?"
Country boy: "Sure, any jerk could do it."

Why is it that blondes gets arthritis so early in life?
Because they get stiff joints every night when they're young.

A cop stops a blonde driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: "Didn't you see the arrows?"
Blonde: "I didn't even see the Indians."

What was the blonde training to be a cop?
She wanted to work under the cover with the guys.

The blonde murderer about to be executed is offered a cigarette.
The blonde says, "No thanks, I'm trying to quit."

A blonde caught for speeding went before the judge.
The judge said, "What do you want? 30 days or $30?"
The blonde replied, "I'd like the money. Thank you."

What two words keep blondes out of jail when they get arrested?
"Spread them."

Why did the blonde want to join the KKK?
She wanted to crawl under the sheets with the men!