"1040 B Standard Breasts Tax Form"

Since the IRS has decided to tax men's penises, it has come to believe that 
women shouldn't be left out.  So they have decided that a Breast Tax is in 
order.

Please refer to the chart below for your tax computation:

AA cup         Flat rate                $ 5.00
A cup          Slight rise              $10.00
B cup          Normal rate              $15.00
C cup          Over abundant rate       $20.00
D cup*         "Are they real?" rate    $40.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under AA cup is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN ENLARGEMENT!!!

*  Females exceeding D cup should consult their tax advisor for the KNOCK YOUR 
   EYES OUT Capital Gains tax.

Boobs Checker,
Internal Revenue Service