Typing Test 

A woman goes to an office to apply for the typist's job, and the
manager is interviewing her:

"How fast can you type?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but I really need this job."

"Well, can you type 80 words a minute?"

"No, sir, I don't think so, but I really need this job."

"Perhaps, then, you can type 60 words a minute?"

"Maybe not quite that fast, but I really need this job."

"Ma'am, can you type 40 words a minute?"

"No, sir, that may be a little too fast, but I really need this job."

"Tell me, please if you can type 20 words a minute."

"I'm not really so sure, but but I really need this job."

"Oh, I see," said the interviewer, "you're just a hunt-n-pecker."

"Sir," she said, pulling herself up to show her full dignity,
"I am not huntin' anything. I TOLD you I REALLY need this job!"