DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN....... A Computer Was Something On Tv From A Science Fiction Show A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean.... And Ram Was The Cousin Of A Goat..... Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend And Gig Was Your Thumb Upright Now They All Mean Different Things And That Mega Bytes An Application Was For Employment A Program Was A Tv Show A Cursor Used Profanity A Keyboard Was A Piano Compress Was Something You Did To The Garbage Not Something You Did To A File And If You Unzipped Anything In Public You'd Be In Jail For A While Log On Was Adding Wood To The Fire Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road A Mouse Pad Was Where A Mouse Lived And A Backup Happened To Your Commode Cut You Did With A Pocket Knife Paste You Did With Glue A Web Was A Spider's Home And A Virus Was The Flu I Guess I'll Stick To My Pad And Paper And The Memory In My Head I Hear Nobody's Been Killed In A Computer Crash But, When It Happens They Wish They Were Dead