Mouse Balls

Some of the best humor is real-to-life.  This story was related to me
yesterday by the pastor himself (not a computer literate person by his
own admission) as he told of a real phone call he received from the
church secretary last week.

Secretary:  Pastor, we've got a problem in the computer lab where you
met with the confirmation class last week.  Some of the boys in the
class started messing with the mice.

Pastor:  What?!?!   {thinking: we've got mice in there????}

Secretary:  Yeah, it seems some of the boys removed their balls.

Pastor:  {incredulously:}  Th..th...they did what??????   How in the
world did they do that?

Secretary:  They must have used a screwdriver or something.

Pastor:  We've got some pretty sick boys...   I... I... didn't even
realize mice had balls...

Secretary:  Yeah, they roll around on 'em.

Pastor:  What??????  {still thinking of the little fury real animals}
Well...what can we do?

Secretary:  I guess we'll have to put 'em back on.

Pastor:   WHAT????????!!!!!!

Secretary:  Hmmm....Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!



Thanks to Mary Campbell