Here's the proper responce to people who send chain letters:

Hello, my name is _________. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, 
poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped 
and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion 
forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, 
that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-
hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her 
and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography 
website will get 6 freaking cents every time you send me the letter. Do you 
honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send 
"his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down 
this page and make a wish, I'll get a date with every Victoria's Secret model 
in the catalog! Maybe the evil chainletter leprechauns will come into my dorm 
room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started 
by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the 
Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book 
of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're 
going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen 
all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse 
for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" 
forwards about 1000 times. I don't care. Show a little intelligence and think 
about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are 
it's your own unpopularity. Thank you, and feel free to delete this email without
sending it on to others.