Imelda Marcos Virus
Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from 
your Quicken Account, and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases 
through Prodigy.

Jerry Brown Virus
Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.

Jimmy Hoffa Virus
Nobody can find it.

Johnny Cochran Virus
Constantly gloats on how fast it us when compared to the Marcia Clark Virus.

Joke Virus
Poses as a harmless list of funny computer Virus names.  Is quickly passed 
from one user to all other users known via e-mail, consequently consuming 
all known network resources. 

Jack Kevorkian Virus
Enables irreparably damaged files to delete themselves.

Jack Kevorkian Virus 2
Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.

LAPD Virus - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your
PC and erases them in "self-defense."

Left-wing-drivel Virus
Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the 
economy is going to get better.

Marcia Clark Virus
Asks for more time every time you give a command.

Mario Cuomo Virus
A very powerful Virus, if it would ever run.

MCI Virus
Encourages you to send it to your friends and family.

MCI Virus 2
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T Virus.

MCI New Virus
Every three minutes it asks another true/false question.

Michael Jackson Virus
Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This Virus won't 
harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

New World Order Virus
Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people mad just thinking about it.

NIKE Virus - Just does it!

Ollie North Virus
Turns your printer into a document shredder.

Oprah Winfrey Virus
First appears on system as a 120 KB file, later swells to 200 KB, then returns to 
its original size.  Periodic printouts appear to keep you aprised.

Pat Buchanan Virus
Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen.

Paul Revere Virus
This revolutionary Virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk 
attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:\.

Paul Tsongas Virus
Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."

PBS Virus - Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

Politically Correct Virus
Prefers to call itself an "electronic microorganism".

Ponzi Virus
It logs onto your bank's computer and transfers $1 into the accounts of the owners
of the last 10 computers it was on. It then attaches itself to the next 10 items 
of mail you send.

Ronald Reagan Virus
Puts your computer to sleep for eight years. When your computer wakes up, you're 
three trillion more dollars in debt.

Richard Nixon Virus
Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus." You can wipe it out, but it always makes a 
comeback.

Right-To-Life Virus
Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you've considered the 
alternatives.

Right-To-Life Virus 2
Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. It you attempt to 
erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

Right-Wing-Hardliner Virus
Won't allow any changes on your system, but keeps saying that things will get better 
as soon as it takes over the White House.

SEARS Virus - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set 
of shocks.

SPRINT Virus - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.

Star Trek Virus
Invades your system in places where no Virus has gonebefore.

Ted Kennedy Virus
Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.

Ted Turner Virus
Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

Terry Randle Virus
Prints, "Oh no you don't," whenever you choose, "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Ignore" 
message.

Texas Virus
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

Tipper Gore Virus
When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some 
lyrics may be unsuitable for children.

Warren Commission Virus
Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.