Top Ten Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Boy/Girlfriends

10. You can turn them off when you're done with them.
 9. They never say, "You can't login tonight, I have a headache."
 8. You can tell them anything, and they will always listen.
 7. You can program them to give you the answers you want to hear.
 6. They are never too tired.
 5. If you come home at 3 AM, they don't ask where you've been.
 4. They don't hog the bed and steal all the covers.
 3. They don't eat (unless you count disks).
 2. They remember everything you want them to remember, and forget 
    everything you want them to forget.
 1. They never complain that you don't take them anywhere.