Man & Woman


Man:    Haven't we met before?
Woman:  Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man:    Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:  Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:    Is this seat empty?
Woman:  Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man:    So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman:  Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?

Man:    Your place or mine?
Woman:  Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man:    So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man:    What sign were you born under?
Woman:  No Parking.

Man:    Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman:  Do not Enter"

Man:    How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:  Unfertilized !

Man:    Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman:  Yeah!  Let's pick up some chicks!

Man:    I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.
Woman:  You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?

Man:    I know how to please a woman.
Woman:  Then please leave me alone.

Man:    I want to give myself to you.
Woman:  Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man:    I can tell that you want me.
Woman:  Ohhhh.  You're so right.  I want you to leave.

Man:    If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
Woman:  Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man:    Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman:  Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man:    Your body is like a temple.
Woman:  Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:    I'd go through anything for you.
Woman:  Good!  Let's start with your bank account.

Man:    I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:  Yes, but would you stay there?

Man:    I'd like to call you.  What's your number?
Woman:  It's in the phone book.
Man:    But I don't know your name.
Woman:  That's in the phone book too.



Thanks to John Davis