Here are some more classic Court transquips, all recorded by the keepers 
of the word in various parts of the world...

LAWYER:   What did the tissue samples taken from the victim's vagina show?
WITNESS:  There were traces of semen.
LAWYER:   Male semen?
WITNESS:  That's the only kind I know of.

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LAWYER:   Did you ever sleep with him in New York?
WITNESS:  I refuse to answer that question.
LAWYER:   Did you ever sleep with him in Chicago?
WITNESS:  I refuse to answer that question.
LAWYER:   Did you ever sleep with him in Miami?
WITNESS:  No.

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LAWYER:   So, after the anaesthetic, when you came out of it, what did you 
          observe with respect to your scalp?
WITNESS:  I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
LAWYER:   It was covered?
WITNESS:  Yes.  Bandaged.
LAWYER:   Then, later on, what did you see?
WITNESS:  I had a skin graft.  My whole buttocks and leg were removed and 
          put on top of my head.

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