The Pick-up Artist

Joe decides he wants a date for the night, so he goes to a popular singles bar.  
He finds a well-stacked woman, buys her a couple of drinks and makes a few 
suggestive moves while they dance.  She seems to respond to his advances, so he 
asks if whe wants to spend the night with him.

Once she finds out he's a garbage man, however, she quickly dumps him.

Not one to give up, Joe approaches another women.  And then a few more. They all 
walk away.

"Why," he asks out loud, watching yet another well-stacked beauty leave.

"Your job," says  the bartender.  "No woman wants to boast to her friends that she 
made out with a garbage man.  You gotta pretend you're someone important...some high
class professional, with big bucks.  Tell them you're a lawyer."

"Good idea," Joe says.  Sure enough, he tells his next target he's a lawyer and she 
eagerly spends a few hours with him. He goes back to the bar the following night, and 
the one after that.  Each time, well-stacked women falls for his charms.

"Neat," Joe muses.  "I've only been a lawyer for 3 days, but I've already screwed a 
dozen people."