AA is for quiters

 Prevent Inbreeding: Ban Country Music

You Think You Could Drive Any Better  If That Cell Phone Was Up Your Butt?

The last time we mixed religion with politics, people got burned at the stake.

Seen on a car in Tucson: I ain't afraid of hell I live in AZ

Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers.

Seen on a fisherman's truck:  Happiness is a small mouth and a stiff rod!

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

Driver carries less than $20 in AMMUNITION

Horn Broken...Watch for finger.

When Hell freezes over I'll ski there too!

My Kid Kicked you Honor Student's Ass

IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH??!! Cut me off to find out.

Farfromsober

CAUTION: I go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds

My other means of transportation is a BROOM

Oh, no!  Not another learning experience!

Mean people suck, Nice people lick

These passing signs on a truck......driver's side "fast Drivers"
Passenger side....................."half-fast drivers"