Snatch A Kiss or Vice Versa

My son the judge sent your bully to jail  (Possibly a response to #33?)

My other car is a peace of shit too

I found Him! (I have Jesus in my trunk.)

Honk if your horn is broken

Jesus saves... Moses invests

Ostrich, the other dark meat..

So many recipies, so few cats.

cat - the other white meat

If you voted for Clinton YOU must have inhaled

If Clinton was the answer It must have been a stupid question

Impeach Hillary

Inhale to the chief

Don't blame me I didn't vote for Hillary

Smoke dope, dodge the draft, Cheat on your wife, become President, It's
the new American way

Commander & Cheat

Hold the Liberals liable

Reagan -- the great communicator, Clinton -- the great fabricator

The Ho Chi Minh Trail led to the White House

From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot

At least Jennifer got kissed

Keep our privates straight

If you voted for change, better start counting it

The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away

So many idiots,  So few comets.

CAUTION : Vehicle frequently sideways.

CAUTION : Do not overtake over-turning vehicle

 It's not the heat, It's the stupidity.

 Written in bold, black letters, "I GIVE GOOD HEAD" then below it in tiny print,  "aches"

"I Suffer from C.R.S.--can't remember shit

CHILDREN SHINE WHEN POLISHED WITH LOVE...spit polish not recommended