A cloudbust of comments & questions about contemporary life

Does Willey give Willie the willies?

Are the classes at Shorter College shorter? If they are, enroll me because 
I don't have much time.

If Dr. Kevorkian got sick and decided to kill himself would it be bad business 
if he decide to go to someone else?

I think that there is a new cult in Atlanta that's growing in popularity. They 
hold the religious belief that it is immoral and impolite to use a turn signal.

Where you find CRAP you will find RAP.

Bill Clinton's new code name is Cleopatra. After all he is the Queen of Denial.

Fathers: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Next things you know, Spreewell will be suing for injuries to his wrists suffered 
while choking his coach.

My two-year old could be Miss Iraq; she's a model of non-compliance.

Help wanted: Psychic. You know where to apply.

Old age affects memory. I've forgotten who I am supposed to hate and why I'm 
supposed to hate them.

When will Kenneth Starr collapse into a black hole?

My son has been married three times. By the third time he had learned a lot. 
He remarried his first wife.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

I went to the barber about 10 years ago and had a little cut off the top and it 
never grew back.

My wife is like a lawn mower. I just pull her cord and off she goes.

Keeneth Starr called James McDougal a fine Southern gentleman. This is the guy 
Starr wanted to indict on 84 counts. Is he a gentleman just because he turned 
around and started to testify against Clinton.

I always look for jobs that have drug testing because I studied.

Why don't all the lonely people just meet somewhere?

Why are my Republican friends so disappointed by good economic news and so happy 
about the President's troubles with girls?

So much classroom time is spent on parenting that should be done at home that there 
isn't enough time left for academics.

I heard that chances are pretty high that if your parents don't have any children, 
then you probably won't either.

If the House is going to hold impeachment hearings, Congress should sell the 
television rights. Not only will we be able to pay off Kenneth Starr's bills, 
but I bet we'd make enough money to save Social Security for the next twenty-five 
years.