Cynic's Outlook

1. Better to have loved and lost than to have spent your whole damn life with him.

2. If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all?

3. The reason the average American woman would rather be pretty than smart, is 
   because the average American man can see better than he can think.

4. Life is like a sewer, you get out what you put in.

5. Roses are red,  
   Violets are blue, 
   Sugar is sweet and so are you. 

   The roses are wilted, 
   The violets are dead, 
   The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

6. There's no such thing as inner peace, just nervousness and death.