MENSA pick-up lines

"This is your brain.  This is your brain on my naked thigh.  
 Any questions?"

"Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"

"Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such 
 as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

"What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on 
 Euclidean Geometry?"

"It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, 
 I'd be overqualified."

"You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all 
 capacity for cognitive discourse."

"Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

"You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations 
 through my mind all night."

"That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."

"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, 
 we may already be making love right now."

"If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you 
 take umbrage?"

"I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

"Ooohh, your IQ is 145?  I like 'em dumb and strong!"

"Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."