The Top 15 Movie Quotes We'd Like to See

15)  "Wait.  Why don't we look for a campground that isn't plagued 
     by a homicidal maniac?"

14)  "Oh come on Clarisse, just a nibble?"

13)  "That's great, Will.  Now solve *this* equation: How many times does 
     a toilet have to back up before the whole damn math building stinks?"

12)  "The truth?  You can't handle the truth -- You're a freakin' Scientologist!"

11)  "Since there's ten of us surrounding Mr. Van Damme, let's attack him one 
     at a time... it just makes sense."

10)  "Dad, can I borrow the Death Star tonight?"

 9)  "Okay Jack, I will.  But only because we're probably gonna be dead in an hour."

 8)  "He can't be bargained with.  He can't be reasoned with.  He doesn't feel 
     fear, or pain, or remorse.  And until he is found guilty of *something*, 
     there's no stopping the Clintonator!"

 7)  "The name's Jeremy... Ron Jeremy."

 6)  "Mrs. Robinson, promise me you'll never discuss this with the Independent 
     Counsel."

 5)  "You know, Sally, rather than waste that talent in a deli, why don't we open 
     a phone sex line?"

 4)  "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that without MS PodBay 2.1."

 3)  "Wardrobe!  See if you can find Ms. Stone some panties."

 2)  "Thelma, I think we missed our turn."


    and the Number 1 Movie Quote We'd Like to See...


 1)  "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendsh... Hey!!  Get your hand
     off my ass!"



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