POINTS TO PONDER.......

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and 
stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't by happiness, but it sometimes makes misery easier to 
live with.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody 
appreciates how difficult it was.

If only the good die young, what does that say about senior citizens?

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Always remember to pillage before you burn.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you 
an't find them.

Facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but simpler.

Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.

If you make it idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot.

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

Is it OK to yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded Firehouse?

Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!