Reactions to a BAD movie:

Someone lit a stink bomb off in the theater, and no one noticed until 
after the movie ended.

I'd walk out on this flick...even on an airplane.

Compared to this movie, "Ishtar" is Academy Award material.

Even letting Madonna act in it could not have made it worse.

If I had to choose seeing this movie or another hell, I'd choose seeing 
Rosanne Barr's operatic debut.

If I had to choose seeing this movie or another hell, I'd choose seeing 
Rosanne Barr's NAKED operatic debut.

I not only want my money back, I want the actors covered in honey and staked 
to an anthill. Let them share in the agony they brought to so many.