Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo-Can You

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!

12. Yentil the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 

14. Aunts in my Pants

15. The Grinch's Ten Inches.


The following additions are thanks to Connie Cook


16. Are You My Proctologist?

17. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 

18. Green Cheese & Spam

19. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 

20. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue? 

21. Come On I Wanna Lay Ya 

22. Russell the One-Eyed Love Muscle 

23. Feel It, Find It, Pick It, Flick It 

24. Please Cane Us in the Anus 

25. Blow Blow Til You See it Grow