Remembering the 80's - Part 1

 1. your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck 
    in the banister
 2. you relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the 
    "Footloose" soundtrack
 3. you think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"
 4. you're still bitter that Wham! broke up
 5. Punky Brewster is your hero
 6. you type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
 7. you still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your 
    house like Webster's
 8. the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man
 9. you're building your own Clockwork Smurf
 10. your summer attire is Jellies and Jams
 11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
 12. you consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem 
     and the Holograms
 13. you wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and 
     lacy ankle socks
 14. you call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
 15. every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
 16. you're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
 17. you know who Stinky Sullivan is
 18. you work out with "Get in Shape Girl"
 19. you want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up
 20. you enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
 21. you know who Loverboy is
 22. you think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
 23. you think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
 24. you can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
 25. every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame !"
 26. you still have a shoe box full of Garbage Pail Kid cards
 27. you write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in 
     the USA" the national anthem
 28. you still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
 29. you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma
 30. you stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The 
     Neverending Story"
 31. you have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak
 32. you still practice your Care Bear Stare
 33. you know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
 34. you can name all The Wuzzles
 35. you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair
 36. you can do the Safety Dance
 37. in your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
 38. you like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"
 39. someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
 40. your prized possession is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks