Silly Signs


On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

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Official sign near door:  Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby:  Window frightened.

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Guys:  No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

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Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translated from Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

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A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
  Let's see who can go downhill the fastest

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Sign in King's Canyon in California.
'Slow Parking Ahead'

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MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from 
Johannesburg International Airport into town.  An Ad for BMW 
showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all 
the windows down.

The caption reads: Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!

Editor's note:  I can actually verify this one.  If you want to
see the billboard, go here:  
http://bs16.freewebsites.com/Pix/carwithoutwindows.jpg
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Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several
years ago:

             restrooms
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   Please wait for hostess to seat you.

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Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at  7:30pm.

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Seen in a health food store_
Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot.

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Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense.

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I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read:  
Women are not served here...You have to bring your own.