Arkansas Bumper Stickers



Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio - Already stolen.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age;  Fewer men act it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can't.

Caution:  I drive like you do.



Thanks to Jim Stewart