More Things Not To Say To A Cop


I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

I was going to become a cop, but decided to finish high school.

I bet it feels good standing up and walking off those donuts, huh?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand!

Do I know why you pulled me over?  Why, don't you?

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained expert!

Well, I couldn't have been doin' 80MPH, I ain't been out an hour.

Well, when I reached to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and
became wedged between the gas pedal and the brake pedal, forcing me to speed.