Fishin' Is Better Than Makin' Love


When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad.
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Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And want to know how many other fish you caught.
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Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you
catch 'em.
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You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and
promise to still be friends after you let it go.
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You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler; if you want to
catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
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You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep
catching fish.
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Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin'.
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You don't have to promise to respect a fish in the morning.
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In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.
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Fishing is a lot easier than makin' love too...
You can shower, shave, brush your teeth, go get a haircut,
put on aftershave, change your underwear.
Or you can go down to the bait shop,  buy a dozen
waxworms, you're in business! See?

             -- Earl Pitts, American Redneck