The Top 13 Internet Euphemisms for Death

13.  Clicked the bucket

12.  www.he's-dead,-jim.com

11.  Invested in Pointcast

10.  Visiting the Chat Tomb

 9.  No longer able to view the web's hottest women

 8.  </life>

 7.  Opened "GOOD TIMES!"

 6.  Transferred to WWW.HasBecome.Com/post

 5.  404ever, Pulse Not Found

 4.  Installed the Kevorkian Plug-n-Play

 3.  www.MyFirstCoronary.com

 2.  Assigned to the Hale Bopp Project


 and Top5's Number 1 Internet Euphemism for Death...


 1.  It Doesn't Matter Whether You've Got Mail


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