Kitchen Signs


A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression
He Just Cleaned The Whole House

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines