KP Duty


-  A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious
-  No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
-  A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The 
-  Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
-  If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
-  A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-  Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
-  Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves 
   for they shall never cease to be amused.
-  A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life
-  Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out
-  Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
-  Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen 
   and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
-  My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.



Thanks to Thom Wright