Signs Of The Times


Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass:
"Sleep with someone you know"

Seen on barn in Hooper, Utah:
"Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again!"
              and
"Is there life after death?  Trespassers here will find out."

At a home cookin' restaurant in Oklahoma:
"The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster"

On a BUMPER STICKER:
I  may be fat, But You're Ugly, and I can diet
      
At an ATM machine, the sign said:
 "If you are blind, please use the Braile keys".
 
Sign seen on a main road in downtown  Baghdad: 
"NO BARKING HERE" 
(It turns out that the Iraqis pronounce their Ps as Bs;)   
 
A sign at a hospital for people with Hemroides, reads:
"All deliveries made inrear"

I've been playing sign games since my dad got his 
first car in 1940.  Recently I saw this one:
Free wood for sale. 
 
On the I-5 North freeway in San Diego, the California 
Department of Transportation has kindly erected a sign for 
the nautically challenged:
"Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit"

There used to be a sign I'd see while driving down New York 
Avenue in D.C., but the facility isn't there anymore; they must've
moved:
    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC
    Department of Human Services

In this building you can smoke every other day. 
Today you can't smoke.