You Know You're Too Stressed Out If...



-  You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
-  The Sun is too loud.
-  Trees begin to chase you.
-  You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
-  You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution
   of espresso.
-  You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of
   coffee.
-  You can hear mimes.
-  You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
-  Things become "Very Clear".
-  You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
-  You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
   have said it before.
-  You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
-  The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
-  You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are the only one
   in the room.
-  Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
-  You and Reality file for divorce.
-  You can skip without a rope.
-  It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
-  You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything 
   else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, 
   leaving you more confused than before.
-  You can travel without moving.
-  Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
-  You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
-  You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are
   talking to.
-  Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it
   was like losing your best friend.